May 2012
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
soujizz:
benefits to dating me
you have no competition
that’s about it actually
but i think it’s a good point
Joke of the day
rebekka-cordova:
flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
sigh
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Watchsharonnoodles:
this is going to be me on sunday after desperate housewives is over
this was literally me after the last episode of lost
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directi.......
H a҉ i͢ l͟ ̴t̷h̶e d̕ a̴ r̢ k͜ ̴l o̡ r d s͝ a t a n
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Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
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April 2012
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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if i ever do find someone who would be desperate enough to date me, they have to go through the deal breakers
i don’t want children. ever
i’m an atheist
in a few years my arms will be covered in tattoos
if they’re cool with this then ok carry on
marththebland:
imganon:
marththebland:
art is for nerds *beats up leonardo da vinci* more like leonardo da wimpy
donatello more like donasmello
vincent van gogh more like vincent van go away
Watch
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